pornomustache:

-Le chortles And the war continues

Stupid girlfriend crossing out her cute face.


Skype conversations with my girlfriend always brighten my mood. n__n
I love her.

My girlfriend likes to think I’m her canvas.
If you couldn’t tell, those green things are olives.
Olive Juice, Terry. Even if you paint my face and limbs.

pornomustache:

So, here’s my muscle man. His obliviousness to my screen-capping continues to amuse me.

Damn girlfriend. You think you so sneaky. >___> STOP CROSSING OUT YOUR FACE. NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE ASK FOR PICTURES OF US.People probably think that I’m dating some weird big red ‘X’ head. 

-casually sitting on this big book couch thing-
The page I’m sitting on says “Once upon a time…”
This thing is pretty comfy. And the mural behind me is pretty.

GPOY.

This was taken the day after my birthday. God, I look gay.

pornomustache:

Look what zi boyfriend is going to wake up to. Lie to me and tell me that you’re not interested in pooping this out later.

I wish I saw this the day you made it. Damn. Those pancakes were good though. I didn’t need syrup or anything. xD